Can counseling help you to have a better life? And what if it’s in a
group with strangers?
Many people don’t know what to expect from a
counseling session. To
get an answer, you may want to participate in . . .
Counseling
Session 101
“Good evening. Welcome to Counseling Session 101. My name is Dr.
Thera P. For this evening’s group session and the nine that follow, we will go
by our first name and first initial of our last name only, in order to maintain
anonymity and a level of comfort. It is time to get to know one another,
discuss our symptoms and history, and set goals for the counseling process. We
are sitting in a circle so that we all are visible to one another. Let’s begin
tonight’s meeting by introducing ourselves. We’ll start with the young woman to
my right.”
“Uh, this is making me feel somewhat uncomfortable, Dr. Thera P.
I don’t know if I can do this.”
“Please, take a deep breath.”
“Okay.”
“Now let it out slowly. Are you starting to feel better?”
“Yes, I think so.”
“All right then. What is your name.”
“Uh, my name is Chara T.”
“Well Chara T., tell us something about yourself.”
“I’m a very giving person. I want to help people who don’t have
the means to help themselves. I clean out my closets twice a month and donate
clothing and household goods to our local mission for the homeless. Do you want
more?”
“No. You’ve done an excellent job. Let’s go on to the person to
your right.”
The room became silent. A number of the group members began
squirming in their seats.
“Sir, did you hear me?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Then what are you waiting for?”
“I’m not here because I want to be. I’m Curtis C. and I’m doing
this because my wife insisted upon it. I’m trying to be a good guy and be
respectful.”
“That’s a very good statement, Curtis C. Thank you, and let’s
continue with the next member of our group.”
“This is amazingly upsetting.”
“What are you telling us?”
“I have no business being here. I’m a wonderful person. I’ve
never done anything wrong. I have a great career. And, if you haven’t noticed,
I’m beautiful.”
“I understand. Please tell us your name.”
“Vana T.”
“Dr. Thera P., can I clear this up?”
“Clear what up? Just introduce yourself. You’re next in line.”
“I’m Clara T. I see what nobody else does. I make the truth
stand out so others can see the obstacles in their way. I catch the points
others miss, for I am Clara T.”
“Well, thank you, Clara T., for helping me to see my misstep.
Let’s move forward so I can make it right.”
“This is getting too damn serious. Let’s have some fun.”
“But it’s not your turn, Miss.”
“Put a smile on your face, Dr. Thera P. Enjoy life. That’s what
it’s all about. My mission is to bring happiness and joy to the world.”
“Well, young lady, let’s start by introducing yourself to the
group.”
“So be it! I’m Blissful E.”
“Then I guess I’m next, Dr. Thera P.”
“Fine, go ahead.”
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.
“What are you doing?”
“Just introducing myself. My name is Honey B. I’m the sweetest
person you’ll ever know. But don’t get on my wrong side, cause my sting will
shock you in a way you’ll never forget.”
“Fascinating introduction, Honey B.”
“Yes, it was, wasn’t it.” Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
“Now, let’s move on.”
“I’m next. I’m next, Dr. Thera P. I can make all this right.”
“You can? What makes you say that?”
“Because I’m Warren T. I will guarantee everything, at least for
a period of time. I promise.”
“And your commitment is for how long?”
Quiet fell upon the room. Not a word uttered. The participants
stared off into space. “That’s what I thought,” I stated with conviction.
Then a sweet voice sung out, “I believe it’s my turn. Please
follow my lead and our journey will take us to ‘Heaven’s Gate,’ and we will be
blessed by the Lord, Himself, forever.”
“How can you be so sure?”
“Because it’s all in a name.”
“I’m listening. I guess you’re inferring that the name you are
talking about is yours.”
“Why, yes. For I am Faithful E., and I do everything in a loyal
manner—letter for letter.”
“I didn’t believe anyone could leave me speechless. But you’ve
come close.”
“Well, thank you, thank you, thank you for appreciating my
magnificent manner and style.”
“Excuse me, I think I’m . . .”
“Are you all right, Dr. Thera P.?” Faithful E. asked, looking a
bit puzzled.
“Uh, I’m fine. Just something caught in my throat. And now our
last group member.”
“Hello, everybody. I’m a winner beyond all winners. I’m the man.
People are astounded by my accomplishments and impressed by my stamina, as I
cross the finish line. For I am Victor ‘Y,’ pronounced ‘E!’”
I regained my composure and leaned back in my chair. My audience
of nine anxiously awaited my next remarks. But I said nothing. My mind drifted
and my eyes drooped. My chin fell to my chest and I pictured large gray clouds
drifting through the air.
Not completely separated from reality, I heard the door to the
room squeak open. With my eyes glazed over, I saw a figure, dressed in a black
suit, shirt, and tie, come through the entrance and stand before the group.
With lips dry and throat parched, my efforts to speak were
uneventful. I thought, This can’t be happening.
The group’s eyes moved from me to the intruder. They looked at
him as if he was their savior. The clouds I’d pictured were now fluffy white.
And then he spoke . . .
“The ‘psycho’ therapist, the crazy lady, can no longer invade
your inner selves and pretend to have your best interests in mind. She wishes
only to control your destiny. But I am the one who opens the doors to set you
‘free’ and allows your souls to grow. Remember me, your forever leader—Fredo
M.”
Then something strange happened. God reached out to me. His
message, “The ‘Devil’ will never have the power to control my ‘Kingdom.’ So,
stand up my child, and do what is right.”
And I did. With a strong voice I didn’t know I had, I stated,
“Indeed, that was a ‘fabulous’ introduction, Fredo M. But I’m sorry to say,
‘freedom’ is God’s gift to bestow upon us, not yours. I have been set free to
do what is right. So take a seat behind us, keep your mouth shut, and listen,
as we prepare for our second ‘Counseling Session 101.’”
However, before he could, he was propelled into a now black
clouded sky on his way back to the depths of Hell.
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