I read nursery rhymes to my
kids when they were little. They enjoyed them.
The other day I got to
thinking that nursery rhymes didn’t have to be just for children. And so, I’d like to share with you . . .
Nursery
Rhymes For You And Me—The Inspiring Dozen
Note: Each of the twelve new nursery rhymes has a rhyme
pattern similar to that of a famous nursery rhyme. See if you can guess the
famous nursery rhyme on which each poem is based. You can find the answers at
the bottom of this blog post.
Larry Carey
Larry
Carey reached for the ball.
Larry
Carey was not that tall.
All the boys who had made fun of his size
Couldn’t believe Larry would get the prize.
Larry
Carey was not a fool.
Larry
Carey did well in school.
He played baseball in quite an amazing way.
Rich
and famous, he’s a big star today.
Her Looks,
Her Smile
Her
looks, her smile,
A
soft French kiss is my style.
In
close I move, inside the car.
It
must be, I’ve come so far.
Her
look, no smile,
Should
I have waited awhile?
I
pull back fast, inside the car.
It
won’t be, I’d gone too far.
Pete And Liz
Pete
and Liz were in showbiz
To
get a smile and laughter.
Pete
told jokes
To
laughing folks,
But
Liz was a disaster.
Pete
and Liz gave up showbiz
To
have a family.
Liz
loved kids
And
raised them well,
But
Pete was a mystery.
Handy Dandy
Candy
The handy dandy candy sat on the closet shelf.
Then the door did open by a tiny elf.
He reached up and tried to get the candy down,
But it was out of reach, which left him with a
dismal frown.
Wrinkle, Wrinkle,
Aging Face
Wrinkle,
wrinkle, aging face,
How
did I get to this place?
In
the mirror is this guy,
I
see him and want to cry.
Wrinkle,
wrinkle, aging face,
How
did I get to this place?
When
the day is done, I sigh.
My
aching body asks, “Why?”
I
recline in my chair and sit,
Knowing
it’s not time to quit.
Wrinkle,
wrinkle, aging face,
How
did I get to this place?
Sally Ran A
Romance Scam
Sally
ran a romance scam
To
find a wealthy man.
And
she told rich guys big lies.
To
win them over, her plan.
Poor James came to her home one day.
Had
her scheme gone amiss?
She
didn’t know how to treat this,
So
she blew him a kiss,
And
thought he would go on his way.
But
no, he didn’t leave.
With
head held high, he waited.
For
love, he did believe.
Sally
wondered if she’d been wrong.
Was
wealth the key to love?
She
left the house to join James,
As
heaven glowed above.
I’m The Man Of The
Hour
I’m the man of the hour,
Good
and bright.
This
is my story.
You
know I’m right.
Follow
my every word,
I’m
the man.
This
is it.
I
have a plan.
This
you’ll soon discover,
For
it is true.
Now
let me show you
What
I can do.
Just
believe me, and see.
It
is my way.
This
is my game,
And
you must play.
Sam Green
Sam Green could be quite mean.
His wife would curse and yell.
And so on their nice street, you see,
They were neighbors from hell.
Sam
would make a scene.
Jean
pointed and glared.
They
stood like king and queen,
And
made the neighbors mad.
Quiet Sue Chan
Quiet Sue Chan had lost her man
And didn’t know how to find him.
Her
friend, Pat, said, “He’ll soon come home.”
She
kissed him and hung up the phone.
Quiet
Sue Chan fell fast asleep
And
dreamt about seeing her man.
When
she awoke, she shook in dread,
As she saw a man standing in front of her bed.
The
man knelt down on one knee,
And
said, “Will you marry me?”
She
gasped and couldn’t reply.
“If you say, ‘Yes,’ my sister, Pat, will be happy,” he said with a sigh.
Flush, Little
Laddie
Flush,
little laddie, don’t be absurd.
The potty
won’t swallow you, just the turd.
And if it
does, don’t be afraid.
That’s
why Mommy hired a very good maid.
And if
the maid can’t help you,
Mommy
will get a skilled plumber, who knows what to do.
And if
the plumber finds no way,
Mommy’s
handyman will save you today.
And if
the handyman should fail,
Mommy
will throw you a very big pail.
And if
the big pail doesn’t do it,
Mommy
will leave the bathroom lickety-split.
But don’t cry son, Mommy did her best.
Mommy
will call 9-1-1; they’ll do the rest.
And if that doesn’t work very well,
Just wipe
your butt clean, get off the pot, Mommy won’t tell.
It’s
Mind-Blowing, It’s Glowing
It’s mind-blowing, it’s glowing.
The conductor’s all-knowing.
He raises
his hand and leads the band,
And beautiful music starts flowing.
Trickery Pickery Hock
Trickery pickery hock,
The thief stole a jeweled clock.
The clock glowed bright
This seemed so right.
Trickery pickery hock.
Trickery pickery hock,
The thief stole a jeweled clock.
The clock alarm blared,
A police siren aired.
Trickery pickery hock.
Trickery pickery hock,
The thief stole a jeweled clock.
He went to jail.
The clock went on sale.
Trickery pickery hock.
Famous Poem/New Poem
Humpty Dumpty/Larry
Carey
Star Light, Star Bright/ Her Looks/Her Smile
Jack And Jill/Pete
And Liz
Itsy Bitsy Spider/Handy Dandy Candy
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star/Wrinkle, Wrinkle, Aging Face
Mary Had A Little Lamb/Sally Ran A Romance Scam
I’m A Little Teapot/I’m The Man Of The Hour
Jack Sprat/Sam
Green
Little Bo Peep/Quiet
Sue Chan
Hush, Little Baby/Flush, Little Laddie
It’s Raining, It’s Pouring/It’s Mind-Blowing, It’s Glowing
Hickory Dickory Dock/Trickery Pickery Hock
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