Monday, September 30, 2019

Life has its twists and turns. Just as you think an event is going in one direction, it turns and goes in the other.

You work for an insurance company. A client dies. The police believe it could be murder. What do you know that might help them? The answer lies in . . .


Murder Mystery

     It had been a long, draining day. Selling life insurance can be a grind. I picked up dinner, a gourmet three-item Chinese meal from Raley’s, on the way home from the office.
     Arriving home, I ambled from the garage into the kitchen, placed the boxed dinner on the table and made my way to the bedroom to get out of my work uniform—a gray business suit, white shirt, and black and red striped tie. My energy level had plummeted to zero. I couldn’t see straight. It was almost 8:00 p.m. I started to put on my sweats but thought, Why change twice? So I slipped into my red flannel PJs and meandered back to the kitchen.
     I grabbed the box I left on the table. It contained my meal, eating utensils, and a napkin. What more could I ask for? I went into the living room and collapsed on the couch. I picked up the TV remote and clicked on a channel. It didn’t matter which one. I was too tired to care. I opened the box and began scarfing down Chicken Chow Mein, fried rice, and a mixed vegetable dish. It tasted great. However, the way I felt, the box itself would have tasted just as good.
     After eating, I didn’t last long—maybe an hour. I shut my world down, got ready for bed, and crawled in. Once my head hit the pillow, I fell asleep in a matter of seconds.
     The ringing of the phone interrupted the silence of my sleep. I looked over at the clock and froze—3:00 a.m. “Who the hell could be calling me at this godforsaken hour?” I muttered.
     Calls in the wee hours of the morning don’t bode well. My experience with life and death has shown me these calls can portend the fate of loved ones—injured, or worse, . . . dead.
     I fumbled for the phone on the nightstand beside the bed. Holding the receiver to my ear, I mumbled, “Hello.”
     “Mr. Pruitt,” a voice replied. “I think your friend, Max Appleby, may have been a victim of a crime.”
     Unnerved, I stammered, “Who are you? Max who? And why are you calling me?”
     “I’m police Detective Jonas Pride. Max Appleby screamed your name before passing out in the Emergency Room at Riverview County Hospital. We believe someone tried to kill him.”
     “Huh?”
     The detective hesitated a moment before muttering, “I assumed, Mr. Pruitt, Mr. Appleby was your friend.”
     I remained silent for a few seconds and then responded, “I don’t understand why he would call my name. I don’t know the man well. I’m an insurance agent. He purchased a life insurance policy from me—nothing out of the ordinary. Wanted to make sure his family would be taken care of should he die. Same type of policy I’ve sold to hundreds of people this year.”
     “I don’t mean to upset you, Mr. Pruitt, but when a possible crime victim reaches out to someone, it is my responsibility to investigate the relationship between the victim and the person identified. You might have information that could help us solve the case.”
     “Well, okay. But I was asleep when the phone rang. My mind’s still fuzzy. Give me a minute to clear my head.”
     Detective Pride ignored my request and rattled on, “Can you tell me the policy’s value and the name of the beneficiary?”
     “I guess,” I replied. “I wrote it for $2,000,000. And the beneficiary? His wife, Sherry, of course.”
     “Two million? Isn’t that rather high for a normal policy, the type you sell to hundreds of people each year?”
     “Yeah. But he said he wanted to make sure his wife was well taken care of. I suggested the amount. He said he loved her and agreed with my recommendation.”
     “So his wife is the beneficiary?” he pondered aloud.
     “Umm, yeah, she is.”
     “What do you know about her? Do you think she might be capable of taking his life?”
     “What? Why are you asking me about this? You said he wasn’t dead. Are you now saying he is? I’m confused.”
     “No, no, he isn’t dead, but someone did try to kill him and, as a result, after my initial very brief conversation with him, he slipped into a coma.”
     “So, what do you want from me?”
     “Was Appleby’s wife aware of the size of the policy? Having such information could be a motive for murder, that is, attempted murder.”
     I answered his question without hesitation. “Detective, she came to my office three days ago, as I’d requested, since I’d prepared policy papers for her signature. She asked me a number of questions about the policy and, in particular, how much it was worth. She appeared quite nervous and queried me about the length of time.”
     Pride gasped, “Time man, what do you mean? What are you saying?”
     “Time,” I said. “You know, the time it takes after the death of the policy holder for the beneficiary to get the money.”
     “Are you sure that’s what she asked?” the detective sputtered. “On this point, you have to be. I need to know you’ll be a creditable witness before I move forward with the case.”
     I waited a moment before responding. “I’m certain. Yes, very certain that’s what she asked. She appeared quite concerned about the time it would take for her to get the insurance payment. I almost got the idea death seemed imminent. But the physical Mr. Appleby took to qualify for the policy indicated otherwise.”
     “Keep going. This is all starting to make sense. You may have the key to solving the case.”
     “Well, she talked and talked and asked many questions. As she rambled on, she spoke of how people die and said something about a possible overdose.”
     “She said what?” Pride queried with exuberance.
     “ A possible overdose. I didn’t have a clue what she meant. Everything else seemed in order, so I dismissed it as part of her screwy ravings.”
     Pride began ranting, “We got her! We got her! This is amazing!” He screamed so loud, I thought he would burst. But then his tone leveled off and, in a whisper, he lamented, “But it’s almost too easy.”
     “What’s too easy?”
     He paused. Then his demeanor seemed to change and he bellowed, “Pruitt, let’s accept the facts as you’ve presented them. As such, the motive for murder—a large insurance policy—is clear. The weapon, an overdose, has been identified. Well, I do believe we’re on the road to solving the crime.”
     “Okay, if you say so.”
     Then he became subdued again. “This is good, but,” he said.
     “But what?” I inquired.
     “Well, technically this discussion cannot be considered official. It’s just an informal telephone conversation. Since it wasn’t recorded in any way, you will need to come down to the police station tomorrow so we can take a witness statement. Your lawyer can be present if you like.”
     “My lawyer? I didn’t commit a crime. Why do I need a lawyer?”
     “No, you’re not being accused of a crime. However, there are some things I need to clarify with you and your legal council can assist you with advice on the issues on which you might provide evidence.”
     “I don’t want a lawyer. I don’t have much to say. I’m just the guy’s insurance agent.”
     “Well, if that’s the case, I still need to speak with you at the station. May I come by first thing in the morning, about six o’clock, to take you there?”
     “Okay. But I don’t understand why I can’t drive myself.”
     “As I said, I want to clarify some things with you before you give your statement. We can do this on the drive over, so we don’t have to waste time at the station.”
     “Detective, I’m so tired, I can’t think straight. I’m still very confused. The man isn’t even dead. And since I’m not a suspect or the beneficiary of the policy, I don’t want to appear unfeeling, but I could care less about a possible murder attempt.”
     Then, without saying another word, I hung up the phone, rolled over, pulled the pillow over my head, and fell asleep.
     The next morning, the ringing of the doorbell startled me out of my sound sleep. Looking at the clock, I saw it was 6:00 a.m. I dragged myself down the hallway to the front door. Reaching the door, I yelled, “Who’s there?”
     A voice responded, “Pruitt, it’s me Detective Pride. I need to talk to you more about the case on the drive to the station to take your statement.”
     “Huh? What case? Statement?”
     “Max Appleby’s murder. He died right after we spoke on the phone last night. Never came out of the coma.”
     “Talked on the phone? When? I don’t remember a thing about last night. I did have a weird dream, but . . .”
     “Are you pulling my leg, Pruitt?”
     “Good day, Detective. I have to get ready for work.”
     I watched through the peephole. He appeared dejected. Since he had no authority to take me with him, he turned, proceeded down the driveway, got into his car, and drove away.
     Letting out a sigh of relief, I went into the kitchen and picked up the phone. I dialed a cell phone number I knew by heart. It rang twice.
     The voice on the other end of the line purred, “Hello, my sweet. I’ve been waiting for your call.”
     “Sherry, it worked. He died last night. Detective Pride thinks I’ve lost it, or he has. Anyway, his case has vanished. I’ll start the process for you to collect on Max’s policy. This may take some time, but I guarantee it will happen. Sit tight for now. When things quiet down, I’ll see you on the beach in Aruba. I love you.”


Copyright © 2012 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.

Saturday, September 28, 2019


Do you know what it takes to develop a good relationship? It’s not an easy question to answer.

However, to be successful in doing this, the question can’t be ignored. What you want to receive in the relationship is also what you will need to give in return. So let’s begin by . . .


Touching

Touch me.
Let me know I exist.
Reach out to me.
Let me know you care.
Respect me.
Let me be myself.
Listen to me.
Let me share my thoughts.
Touch me.
Let me touch you.


Copyright © 2014 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.



To become the person you want to be in a relationship, you must take control of your own destiny.

You have to make decisions and accept the consequences of your actions. You have to “pull your own strings” and not be another person’s . . .


Puppet

My strings are twisted,
I cannot dance.

My head is bowed,
I cannot see.

I want to play,
But you will not let me.

I want to reach out,
But you pull me back

I am your puppet,
And you control.

I do not like it,
For I am not free.

You think for me,
And decide my fate.

It is hard to be,
Who I want to be.

One day you will pull,
But I will not move.

To your direction,
I will rebel.

I will break my bonds,
And I will be free.

I will pull my strings,
And control my world.

I will be who,
I want to be.


Copyright © 2017 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.



Taking control of your life is more than just pulling your own strings and feeling free. It is becoming comfortable with who you are.

You must develop a lasting relationship with the most important person in your life—yourself. As such, you need to become better acquainted with . . .


The Stranger Within

At times, I feel lost and alone.
I look within for answers I know should be there.

Confused, I search for the stranger within me—
the person who has the power to fulfill my needs.

Stranger, I want to feel connected to you,
even though we may not have been close in the past.

You are my soul, the truth of my existence.
I know you are there, but I often wonder if you are.

Please let me in—I need to get to know you,
and hope you would like to get to know me.


Copyright © 2019 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.



Meeting oneself and realizing the importance of this connection is life’s ultimate goal. It is the foundation on which our future is built.

Making this relationship work may not be easy. The only way to succeed is . . .


To Be As One

As I lay in bed, the other night,
I thought about where I was going in my life.

Strange as it may seem,
I felt a presence of someone within me.

This presence seemed to be reaching out to me,
and wanted me to respond in kind.

So, with an open mind and heart,
I began a conversation with my inner self.

I appreciated its thoughtful, caring way.
It made me feel secure.

It was honest and forthright.
It put me quite at ease.

I felt the need to get to know it well,
and with it be able to share my thoughts and feelings.

To form a lasting bond with my inner being was my desire.
To travel life’s road together, my dream.

Forever and always,
the two of us to be as one.


Copyright © 2019 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.



Once you have become secure in knowing who you are, you can move forward.

A bright future awaits you. And with it comes . . .


One True Blessing

There is only one true blessing in life, that which I bestow upon myself.
It is a blessing rich in pride, desire, and determination.
It is a blessing endowed with love of self and of life itself.
It is a blessing that allows me to feel at peace with who I am.
It is a blessing that allows me to blossom and grow.


Copyright © 2014 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.

Tuesday, September 24, 2019


As the seasons change, so do our desires. In our senior years, we try to remain active by doing new and exciting things.

But what if our plans and dreams are not the same as those of our closest companion? This can turn our world upside down, as you will see in . . .


Autumn Leaves

     Living in our senior community, “Autumn of Your Life Active Adult Resort,” is usually a blessing. However, sometimes things get a bit complicated. Let me give you an example. As I perused the community’s monthly magazine, The Autumn Review, I turned toward Marty, who sat in our plush beige recliner reading the Rosewood Gazette and . . .
     “Hey, Marty, how about going on the annual fall bus trip to Reno?” I asked.
     “No, I don’t think so. It’s not for me,” he responded.
     “Why not, it’ll be fun.”
     “Fun? You call traveling with a bunch of old people fun?”
     “Well, we’re old, too,” I stated. “And they’re our neighbors and friends.”
     “Stuffed in a box with those old codgers for a three-hour drive to Reno isn’t my idea of a good time. I’d hate it, Debbie.”
     “But you’ve never done it before. And it’s not a box, Marty. It’s a modern, comfortable tour bus.”
     “It’s just a box with frills, Debbie—nothing more.”
     “Oh, Marty, you’re being unreasonable. I’ve heard the association’s trip coordinator is a whiz at putting these excursions together. She’ll provide us with everything we need—bottles of water, fruit, a beautiful room for the night, and tickets to the ‘Cirque du Soleil’ show at the Eldorado.”
     “I don’t care about some circus salad show.”
     “It’s not a circus salad show. I’ve heard it’s sophisticated, funny, and has extraordinary acrobatics. The physical stunts are unbelievable. Margaret told me that when she saw it, two women bent their bodies so they were so small they could both fit into a tiny box. It was awesome.”
     “We bend our bodies every night so we can fit into our bed with our two German Shepherds. Maybe we should go on stage.”
     “Marty, you’re impossible. What am I going to do with you?”
     “Almost anything you want to. Just don’t make me go on the bus trip.”
     “Well, think about it. You don’t have to make your decision now. We have two days until the tickets go on sale. But they do sell out fast, so we’ll have to purchase them on Monday.”
     “Whatever you say, dear. I’ve got to go to the john.”
     Marty got up from the recliner and, without looking back at me, shuffled out of the living room. Frustrated, I stared out the large picture window and watched the leaves on our maple tree plummet to the ground.
     Monday arrived faster than I expected. Marty sat at the kitchen table, his face buried in the Gazette. I tried to get up the courage to bring up the trip again. Part of me wanted to let it slide. However, Margaret made it sound so exciting, I had to go. And I wasn’t going alone. I married Marty for better or . . . and it seemed the or always got the best of me. But I made up my mind, it wouldn’t happen this time.
     I stood behind Marty and tapped him on the shoulder. “Marty, Marty, darling, can I talk to you?”
     “Yeah, but make it quick. I’m reading a really good article on how to win at high stakes poker and I want to get back to it.”
     “But you don’t even play poker.”
     “Hey, we got a casino just over the railroad track. Maybe I’ll give it a try. Now what do you want to talk to me about?”
     “The trip to Reno.”
     “Not that again, Debbie. I thought we had ended that conversation.”
     “But I asked you to think about it.”
     “And I did. I thought it best not to think about it.”
     “Now come on, be reasonable. I heard Bob and Alice might be going. You like Bob.”
     “Yeah, so what? But I don’t like Alice. She’s a nag. Just like you’re becoming.”
     “I’ve had it with you, Marty. You never want to try anything new. And this could be fun. It’s only an overnight trip. Do something for me for once. Won’t you?”
     “Are you saying I don’t do things for you? Don’t you remember I went with you to the ‘Neil Diamond Tribute Show’ three weeks ago? It was so bad we left early. The impersonator didn’t sound like Neil Diamond and he had no idea how to interact with the audience.”
     “Yes, I agree with you. He was bad, but . . .”
     “But what? And the mosquitos bit me on my arm and neck. I always suffer for you. I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to the john.”
     “Marty, that’s all you ever do—take a trip to the john. Well, bon voyage, my loving husband. Maybe you’ll get some of the crap you’ve been giving me out of your system.”
     “Oh, boy. You don’t know when to quit, do you?”
     Marty dragged himself and his newspaper up from the table and trudged off on his journey to the john. I shook my head in dismay. I walked over to the kitchen slider and gazed out upon the beautiful autumn leaves that covered the backyard. The wind whisked them around, like travelers running through a busy airport. Yes, travelers—something I wanted to be. I pictured myself flying with them to a land of dreams.
     Then the phone rang bringing me back to reality. I picked it up and murmured, “Hello.” Oh my, another one of those crazy recorded messages.
     It blared into my ear, “You have been selected to take a 30-second telephone survey and receive a free cruise to the Bahamas.”
     I want to get away from it all, but I know when I’m being scammed. So I pushed the off button. I wish it was a legitimate offer, I mused.
     Putting the call behind me, I looked at my watch. It’s been an hour and no Marty. That’s a long time on the potty—even for him, I thought. I became worried, so I decided to check. I marched down the hall and called through the closed door, “Marty, Marty. Are you all right in there?” No answer. Now I was really concerned.
     I grabbed the door handle. “My god! It’s locked. Now, what do I do? I muttered. So I put my ear to the door.
     “R-r-r-ronc shsh . . . shsh . . . r-r-r-ronc shsh . . . shsh.”
     What’s that? Snoring? “Marty, are you asleep on the pot? Answer me Marty.”
     No response. I started to bang on the door. “Marty. Marty, wake up!”
     “Huh? What’s all the racket? Can’t a guy take a nap in private?”
     “If you’ve got to sleep, do it in bed. You scared me.”
     “Well, I didn’t mean to. I came in here to think.”
     “About what?” I queried.
     “The trip on the bus.”
     “You needed to do that in the bathroom?”
     “No, but I had to call Louie.”
     “You did what? You were talking on the toilet.”
     “Yeah, why are you so surprised? People do it all the time up at the lodge. Sometimes I listen in. It’s fascinating.”
     “You do. That’s not right.”
     “Why not? Sometimes I get bored just sitting there. It keeps me awake.”
     “I guess you fell asleep on our pot because you didn’t have a conversation to eavesdrop on.”
     “Hmm, something like that.”
     “Something like what? Why do I have to drag everything out of you?”    
     “Huh? Well, after Louie and I talked, I made my decision about the trip. Having resolved the issue relaxed me. My eyes began to droop and I . . .”
     “Aren’t you going to tell me what you decided?”
     “All right. It seems Louie took the same trip last year. He didn’t want to go, but Angie pushed him into it. Told him if he didn’t, he’d live to regret it. Since Louie’s a bit of a wuss, he went.”
     “So, are you telling me you’re also a coward at heart? And we’re going to go on the trip?”
     “Well, no and yes.”
     “No what and yes what? You’re confusing me.”
     “No, I’m not a coward, and yes, I’ll go on the trip with you.”
     “That’s great. But how did Louie change your mind?”
     “He told me about ‘Autumn Leaves.’”
     “Oh, I get it. The timing of our trip—the seasonal splendor of the colorful leaves we can see from the bus as we go through Truckee on our way to Reno.”
     “Not exactly.”
     “Then what?”
     Marty went silent from behind the bathroom door. I waited and was about to speak when . . .
     “Autumn Leaves—the gorgeous stripper in the lounge show after the ‘circus salad show’ ends. She had the biggest boobs he’d ever seen. And when they bounced . . .”
     “Marty, you’re incredible. And that’s not a compliment. Why don’t you stay in the john? Maybe I’ll let you out for dinner. Get a good day’s rest, darling.”
     “What? I don’t want to stay in here. I have to go up to the clubhouse and purchase the trip tickets.”
     “No you don’t. Autumn Leaves’ assets are no longer falling. And our trip’s been cancelled.”


Copyright © 2015 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019


When you’re in a conversation, do you listen to every word? Do people use the same words over and over again?

And, if they do, which ones are used the most? If you “listen” carefully, you might find out 
in . . .


Overused

The other day, I read a really cool article on the fifteen most overused words in the English language—like, love, . . . nice, . . . so, really, sweet, . . . cool. Yup, seriously, totally, awesomeLiterally, ridiculous, . . . gross. Whatever!

The article pointed out it was so ridiculous how often these words are used. The examples given totally overwhelmed me. But—whatever, I thought.

Now I couldn’t imagine using these words myself. For that wouldn’t be so cool. So, it never could happen.

Well seriously, using many of these words so often would be totally gross and literally ridiculous.

But in other respects, the article made some awesome points, such as how sweet it is to dabble in cool words.

Words form the foundation of our society. It is so totally awesome to use them to get our points across to our audience.

But seriously, I love the thought the author communicated to the reader that the use of words can be really cool, but also gross.

Yup, it’s really important to take language seriously. Literally speaking, you need to be so in love with words to be considered cool.

I showed the article to a friend and he responded, “Nice points being made—totally awesome and literally cool. Love it that you shared the article with me.”

Sweet,” I replied. “Like that you really got it. Love your insight. Nice analysis. Yup, I can see you totally agree. Really awesome.”

He looked at me, shrugged and responded, “Whatever. Words are words. The more you use them, the more sweet it is.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Like you can’t just throw them around without considering the impact they have on people. That would be totally gross.”

So, whatever. I think this conversation really has gotten ridiculous. Seriously, why worry about words so much. That’s so totally uncool. But, whatever.”

Like you’ve really missed the author’s point completely. Seriously, you can’t believe you can take the use of words for granted?”

Yup, sure can. But love your commitment to them. Really awesomeSo sweet. Nice.”

“Well, whatever. We all can’t be totally and seriously committed to how sweet it is to understand and literally fall in love with words.”


A Closing Dedication

Yup, this poem is dedicated to seriously cool, awesome people who believe it is really totally sweet to love words that they, like, treat with respect and literally place on a pedestal, when others believe such actions are ridiculous and even gross. So, whatever. This is the way it was meant to be. Nice.


Note: Number of Times Each Word Was Used in the Poem—like (5), love (8), nice (5), so (12), really (10), sweet (7), cool (9), yup (5), seriously (8), totally (10), awesome (7), literally (6), ridiculous (6), gross (5), whatever (7).


Copyright © 2019 Alan Lowe. All rights reserved.

Monday, September 16, 2019


Last month I asked for your assistance in helping me determine the appropriate ending to the story, “The Parting Of The Ways.” On August 14, I posted three possible endings.

After reading the story, I invited you to let me know which one I should use. The choice that received the most “Yes” votes would become the story's ending. Please see the outcome of the vote below and, if you didn’t have a chance to read the story, visit the August 14 posting to see if you agree with the conclusion. And now, the results . . .


The Parting Of The Ways
Posted August 14, 2019

Ending I
     Then, from the end of the corridor, a tall, balding man yelled, “cut.” He trudged down the hallway, as Jake and Melinda stood up and straightened their costumes. “That was good, folks. But we’ll do one more take of the last scene of 'The Parting of the Ways' before calling it a wrap.”                                                         
                                                          Percent of respondents voting “Yes”:  62.5%

Ending II
     And so, the final nail entered the coffin, ensuring the “parting of the Ways” from a world neither of them knew how to handle. But in the hereafter, would they again reunite? A frightening possibility, one ponders.                 
                                                          Percent of respondents voting “Yes”:  12.5%

Ending III
     She lay sprawled on the ground for a few minutes, until she was sure Jake wasn’t moving. Then she got up and checked his pulse. Removing her cell phone from her robe pocket, she punched in a phone number. “Vivian, he’s gone—dead as a doornail. That bulletproof vest you lent me worked like a charm. The Ways have now parted.”          
                                                          Percent of respondents voting “Yes”:  25.0%


Alan Lowe, September 16, 2019