Life can be crazy. Things happen that can’t be explained.
You try to make sense out of what you’ve experienced,
but are left with the question, could
it be . . .
Unbelievable
But True?
“Oh,
my God!” I screamed from my den, loud enough to rock my wife
out of bed.
“What
are you yelling about?” she asked. “You’re going to wake
the dead.”
“Maybe
they need to be awakened to help me resolve the problem
I’ve discovered.”
“Problem?
Couldn’t it wait until I woke up?” she sputtered.
“Is
it so important that you have to act like a fool?”
“All
right, if you listen to me, I’ll try to keep my cool.”
“That’ll
be a first. You always overreact about small things.”
“Oh,
come on! What’s small to you is important to me—like helping
that injured little bird I found in our
yard use its wings.”
“Well,
I’m awake now, so explain your dire situation to me.”
“Okay,
but you’ve got to keep an open mind and listen carefully.
“You
know those twenty books of my poems I got printed for the family
the other day?”
“When
you brought them home, you said they looked great
and were done in the appropriate way.”
“Yes,
they seemed to be perfect, but then I noticed something freaky.”
“What?
You saw ghosts jumping off the page and they made you feel creepy.”
I
ignored her response and said, “I picked up this one and everything
was as it should be.
However,
the next one felt peculiar, like something strange was happening inside,
but I didn’t have the courage
to look and see.”
“Get
to the point already,” she stated, in a way that made me quake.
“Can’t
you just pay attention without interrupting me?” I asked. She
didn’t answer, but gave me the weirdest headshake.
Then
a piercing look in her eyes made me cringe and I wanted to run
from the house.
But
before I could do so, standing before me was a six-foot mouse.
She’d
transformed into a creature I couldn’t believe and I just stood there
frozen in place.
“Those
are my books, for my family, and I can do anything I want with them,”
she exclaimed, as she stared
straight in my face.
“The
pages are all crinkled and wrinkled inside and I’ll tell you why.
If
you gotta go, you gotta go, and doing it in the book was the right place
to try.”
“You
peed in the book, but that’s a God awful thing to do.”
“Did
you want me to do it in bed and let it flow all over you?”
“But
you’re my wife, not a mouse, and a weird one at that.”
“Well,
would you rather I was something else, like maybe a twelve-foot cat?”
No, this can’t be happening, I thought. A huge cat stood before me in what
must be my ridiculous dream.
“Life
can be a mystery,” she said. “Things are not always what they seem.
But
if you put your nose in the book, you’ll see what I’m telling you isn’t
a lie.
So
do as I say, and give it a try.”
“No
way will I do that and you can’t force me to.”
I
couldn’t believe what happened next and I had no idea what to do.
A
shower poured from the heavens above and bathed me in stink.
The
cat, now a mouse again, smiled and gave me a wink.
The
next morning I awoke and slowly opened my eyes.
There
on my wife’s pillow sat my poetry book, now titled—
“A Cat And A Mouse In Our House: The Great
Surprise.”
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