What will our future look
like with self-driving cars? Will they eliminate personal car ownership?
Will we be caused to travel
by Uber-like ride hailing services? Will an autonomous vehicle tell us what to do?
Therefore . . .
If You Listen
To It, Do It Carfully
A Narrative Poem
I sat in the Nissan dealership waiting for my car
to be serviced. I became bored and restless, so I perused the showroom area and
saw a Nissan Kicks, a car I hadn’t seen before. I ambled over to it and grabbed
the door handle on the driver’s side. Hey,
don’t touch me, a low, harsh voice commanded.
I spun around to see who’d said that to me, but
nobody was there. I decided to continue exploring the vehicle. Walking toward
the rear of this small SUV, I reached down and began to open the hatch when I
heard . . . How would you like it if I
touched your butt, mister?
Startled, I looked behind me, but didn’t see
anybody. I focused my attention back on the car. I decided to check under the
hood. As I opened it, I was taken aback by . . . What gives you the right to poke around in my mouth? Are you an oral
surgeon? Why aren’t you wearing gloves? Are
your hands sterile?
Not believing any of this was real, and feeling the
presence of someone lurking behind me, I turned around to look. What I saw was
a little guy, no more than five-feet tall, standing there, staring at me. “Nice
game you’re playing. Throwing your voice into that SUV, so I’d think it was
speaking to me,” I said.
“What’re you talkin’ about? I didn’t throw nothin’
into nothin’,” he replied.
Bewildered, I stood motionless. Then bellowing
laughter erupted behind me. Shocked, I pivoted to assess the situation. It was
coming from the open hood of the Kicks. Confused and frightened, I headed
toward the door. Maybe I’d better get out of here. Wait outside for my car to
be finished.
As I made my way to the exit, someone called out to
me, “Hey, fella, I think you dropped something.” I turned back to look and just
stood there with my mouth wide open.
A sign I hadn’t seen before, in large, bold
letters, read, “THIS CAR OF THE FUTURE
WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY, IF YOU LISTEN TO IT.”
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