The end of our work life is something we
usually have some control over. Most of us plan for it.
Then we retire to live out our dreams. Our to-do list can be
long and intriguing. We hope we complete it before . . .
The End Of Retirement
It
was a warm April day in Maricopa Village. At 2:00 pm, three males and three
females gathered in a little theater, which would hold an excited crowd—128 men
and women, all over the age of fifty-five. The six waited anxiously, in the
seats facing the stage, for their director to enter the building.
Suddenly
the house went dark. Then lights sparkled throughout the venue, and . . .
Julliette Cane stood before them, dressed in a lavish red dress and high heels.
A beautiful woman, in her early-fifties, she knew how to impress an audience.
“Close
your eyes. Wish that everything you could ever imagine could come true. Feel
the spirit resonate throughout your body. You have the power to perform
amazingly,” she chanted.
“What?
Who do you think you are—the wise ass on the hill? You’re nothing more than our
director of this godforsaken show we’re being forced to put on for a bunch of
old codgers,” Michael moaned.
“Hey
man, sit down and shut up! She’s also our drama teacher. She knows what she’s
doing. It’s what we need, faith in ourselves,” Andrea shouted.
“Well,
If you don’t have it already, you’re not going to get it from her,” Vannie
stated, in an unbelievably strong tone.
“Listen
to Andrea,” Collette said. A teacher should be respected. So do it! And if you
don’t realize how she just told us what we need to do to be successful today
was a role she was playing, you missed the point completely, and you don’t
belong here.”
“Calm
down everybody. We go on stage in twenty minutes. This is your chance to shine.
They’ll love you,” Julliette said with a lilt in her voice.
“Ms.
Cane, do you really think these old folks are going to like six teenagers
performing a play called “The End of Retirement,” Justin asked.
“Justin,
we’ve been rehearsing for six weeks. I’ve placed my magic touch upon you. The
stars are shining and all of you will light up the stage.”
“There
you go again, Ms. Cane, with your wizardry gibberish,” Michael shouted.
“But
I am a wizard, young man. And all of you will rise to the challenge, for it is
my wish for you to do so.”
“Ms.
Cane, I only have a small part. So may I be excused? I’m not an actor,” Seth
muttered.
“Oh
yes you are. And every role, small or large, is an integral part of the play.
So the answer is no, Seth.”
“Okay,
but I’m supposed to be seventy-five years old and I’m only seventeen. What’re
they going to think?”
“But
you will become seventy-five. I will see to it.”
“No
costume is that good,” Seth replied.
“Who
said anything about costumes.”
“We’re
not going to be wearing costumes, Ms. Cane?” Vannie asked, confused by
Julliette’s statement.
“Well,
not exactly, but in a way.”
“Huh,
what way?” Collette queried, somewhat perplexed.
“Settle
down, everybody. We go on in fifteen minutes,” Julliette gushed. “We’re going
to knock their socks off. And maybe some other clothing, too.”
“Those
old people are going to be nude. I think I’m going to be sick,” Andrea
screamed. “I’m out of here.”
“You’re
not going anywhere, Andrea. And you will be as old as they are,” Julliette
stated. “Now everybody, go back stage. The house doors are about to open.”
With
that, the cast exited the seating area and went behind the curtain. Talking and
laughing flowed through the crowd entering the theater.
Jullette
looked at her proteges and smiled. “Please sit. This is your big day.”
“My
what? Michael shouted.”
“Keep
your voice down. This is your debut and you’ll be great.”
“You
really think so?”
“No,
I know so,” Julliette replied confidently. “So go out on stage and let the
audience know who you are, a seventy-year-old retiree who’s facing entering the
next stage of his life, one from which there is no return, or is there?”
“This
is weird. So I’m dying, right?”
“It
appears you are?”
“ But
I’m just a kid.”
“Not
on stage you’re not.”
“So
where’s my costume?”
“Just
look in the mirror,” Julliette directed.
“You’ve
got to be kidding. That’s not me. It’s some old geezer.”
“Look
again, for that’s who you are, now and forever.”
“What
are you saying?”
Staring
at Michael, the other five teens cringed at what they saw. Andrea tried to get
up from her chair, but her aging legs gave way and she collapsed onto the
floor.
Collette
gasped and tried to help Andrea, but she couldn’t catch her breath. She felt
like she was going to faint. She peered into the mirror on the wall and what
she saw was unbelievable—an eighty-year-old woman looking back at her.
Vannie
and Justin, overwhelmed at what they’d witnessed, stood frozen in place.
Looking at each other they began to shake uncontrollably. Their wrinkled faces
and gray hair were unbelievable.
Vannie
began to cry, tears flowing down her aged face. Justin limped over to her and
put his arm around her. Two people, now in their late-eighties, shared their
dismay at what was happening.
Seth
looked at all the old folks around him and didn’t know what to do, for he felt
young and full of energy. His skin was smooth and void of wrinkles and other
signs of aging. Could he get out of here before he fell prey to the disaster
he’d witnessed? he thought. Maybe having a small part was a blessing.
Then
his eyes started to water and his back felt like he’d been run over by a
semi-truck. A voice he hadn’t heard before yelled, “I’ve got him. I’ll wheel
him out.” And he pushed Seth, now an elderly man in a wheelchair, down the ramp
on the side of the stage.
On
stage, Julliette sung out in glee, “This has been a marvelous improv
performance,” as the audience applauded, for the curtain had disappeared and
flew above to the heavens, making what should have been private a very public
event.
Now
in a white gown and halo adorning her head, Julliette murmured, “Welcome my
children to my heavenly stage, where you shall blossom in a way you may not
have imagined. You are blessed to have been given this opportunity at ‘The End
of Retirement.’”
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