Saturday, November 28, 2020

We want to travel down the right side of life’s road. But it may not be easy to do.

 

If we err, our inner voice attempts to right the wrong. It is with us . . .

 

 

Always And Forever

 

You might hear from me

when you least expect it.

I can present myself

in a way

that is not easy

to understand.

Am I real,

or just a figment

of your imagination?

It is up to you to decide.

I can affect your life

in many ways,

most good, and others . . .

So don’t let your guard down.

If I’m making you uneasy,

close your eyes

and see

if I go away.

If that doesn’t work,

count to ten.

What for you ask?

Just to show you

who’s in control.

 

Now it is time

for me to retreat

into the depths

of your inner being—

to rest and seek

peace of mind.

Remember me,

because I’ll always

remember you.

Don’t dismiss me,

for I’m your forever angel—

your guide, your soul—

your conscience.

Believe in me.

 

 

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Monday, November 23, 2020

Not everything in life is what it appears to be. What you see may not be what you get.

 

You are given a chance to meet the perfect person, have a special experience, or purchase a wonderful product. However, these solid opportunities may not stand the test of time and may be . . .

  

 

Coming Apart At The Seems

 

     Atlantic Daily Times, Clark Warren speaking. Yes, I’m a reporter. How can I help you? You’re going to hold a symposium. The focus is on crime and voting. This intrigues me. I’d love to cover the story. When you’ve selected a date and time for the meeting, let me know and I’ll be there.” I hung up the phone, leaned back in my chair, and gazed at my small oak desk in the middle of our busy newsroom. I shuffled the papers on it for no particular reason.

     A myriad of thoughts crawled through my head. In some way, I had to get these slow moving creatures from my mind into the computer. The headline and first paragraph of the new column I’d been working on flowed across the top of the screen, but nothing more. I stared into space. Maybe something would fall from heaven.

     Someone approached from behind. I could feel heavy breathing on my neck. “What the . . .?” I held my tongue, trying to maintain my composure. But the hot, bad breath got to me. I spun around and looked up at him staring down at me. “What the hell do you want?” I blurted.

     Not shaken at all, he quipped, “You have a spelling error in your headline.”

     “Spelling error? What are you talking about?” Before he could respond, I turned away and muttered, loud enough for him to hear, “Get lost!”

     It appeared so easy. He just left without saying another word. But why was he at my desk in the first place? I thought.

     Twelve years I’ve been working for him—twelve miserable years. And he’s never come to my desk before. I don’t understand him and he’s never understood me. I can’t afford to lose my job or I’d pick up and leave this hellhole. But that’s not possible in these tough economic times.

     I’ve been writing for the paper since I graduated from college. And I’ve been working for George Boring since the first day I arrived on the job. Yes, you heard me right—George “Boring.” And he’s all that and more.

     I blew off thoughts of his majesty and went back to work on my new column. The column, which would elevate me to the next level in my profession, focused on how peoples’ lives take crazy turns and sometimes even fall apart as they pursue new and chancy endeavors. I’ve been exploring the idea for over six months and want to propose it as a weekly story for the paper. I had planned to go over Boring’s head to do this, as I believed, if I tried to go through him, he’d block me from getting it accepted.

     The ringing of my cell phone interrupted my musings. I reached for it, pressed “ON” and heard a high-pitched, raspy voice, “Clark, Taylor Camby here.”

     “Yes. How can I help you?” I replied, with some hesitation in my voice.

     “This is Clark Warren?” the voice queried.

     “Yes.”

     “Clark, I hoped you’d remember me, but I know it’s been over two years. We met at the writers’ event on the Palmer University campus.”

     “Sure, Taylor, I remember you.” But I didn’t. However, I decided to play along. After all, I am an investigative reporter. “Yeah, we met, but we didn’t have much to say to each other. Why call me now?”

     “I don’t want to talk on the phone. Can we meet?”

     “Well. I suppose so,” I said, almost whispering, as my mind focused on trying to picture this guy.

     “You still there, Clark?”

     “Huh, yes, but I can’t figure out why you want to speak with me.”

     “You’ll understand when we meet.”

     “Okay, but when and where?”

     “How does ten o’clock tomorrow morning work for you? We can meet at the café, south of the university campus?”

     “All right, ten tomorrow morning. I’ll be there.”

     I pressed the “OFF” button on the phone and returned to creating my new column. However, I still couldn’t get my head into it. I kept wondering why this voice from the past had called me after more than two years. What could he possibly want from me? And what did he have to say that couldn’t be discussed over the phone?

     The day marched on. I gave up thoughts of getting any real work done. I cleared my desk, saved the draft document I hadn’t made much progress on, printed a hard copy, locked it in my desk file, and started for the office door.

     Although a young man, at age thirty-four, I believe in the old ways of doing things. I do use a computer in the office, but I always make a hard copy of my work. I don’t trust technology. If it’s written on paper, it’s harder for someone else to change. Computers can be hacked into. 

     As the door started to close behind me, I did a quick about face and hustled back to my desk and grabbed my mini digital voice recorder out of the top drawer, checked the batteries, and stuffed it into my jacket pocket. “Might need this tomorrow morning,” I mumbled.

     Rather than go into the office the next morning, I decided to go straight to the café to meet Taylor. While voice recorders can prove helpful, I always carry my trusty pen and paper to meetings, which could turn out to be actual interviews.

     I arrived at the Posh Café and Bistro about ten minutes before ten. The well-dressed young man, black suit and black and white striped tie, at the reservations counter, showed me to a small table for two toward the back of the café. Not remembering what Taylor looked like, I gave him my name and Taylor’s and requested that when Taylor arrived he be directed to my table.

     “Can I get you something while you wait?” he asked in a polite, high-pitched voice.

     “No, nothing for me right now,” I responded. “Thank you.”

     I sat back and watched the young man return to his post at the front of the café. The odor of fresh ground coffee brought back memories of visits to my grandparents’ house. I closed my eyes and began to daydream. My mind flittered from one beautiful scene to another in my grandparents’ country home. I lost sight of both time and place. And then . . .

     “Mr. Warren, Mr. Warren,” the young man’s voice rang out. 

     Startled, I returned to the reality of the moment. “Yes.”

     “Mr. Warren, your party went to the restroom and will join you in a couple of minutes,” the young man sputtered, as he turned and walked away.

     I pulled myself together and waited for Taylor to make his appearance. I surveyed the room, but didn’t see any men coming my way. All I saw was an attractive brunette woman in a navy blue business suit and matching high heels, about my age, exiting the restroom area. I began to look away. However, the allure of this beautiful female caused my eyes to shift back to her. I thought to myself, She appears headed in my direction.

     Then she stopped at my table and began to speak in the high-pitched, raspy voice I remembered from the telephone conversation with Taylor. “Clark Warren, I’m Taylor Camby.”

     Oh my, I thought.  “Good morning, Taylor, eh Ms. Camby.”

     “Taylor is fine, Clark. May I sit down?”

     “Why yes. I’m sorry. You caught me off guard. I thought I was meeting a man, but you’re not . . .”

     “Well, you’re almost right.”

     “What!” I exclaimed.

     “You did meet a man two years ago, at least in external appearance. At that time, I had begun the process to make the appropriate physical changes to become a woman.”

     Not wanting to say the wrong thing, I remained silent.

     “Clark, we did meet at the conference, but that’s not the reason I wanted this meeting today. I spoke to your editor, George Boring, last week and he suggested I speak to you. He told me he would give you a heads up about my call.”

     So that’s why he came over to my desk yesterday. Now I regret being so rude to him. “Well, Taylor, what do you want from me?”

     “Mr. Boring said you’ve been developing a new weekly column for the paper. He didn’t have specific information on the topics it would address. However, he said he considered you a talented reporter who had the unique ability to come up with new ideas and ways to present controversial material. I told him what I wanted to discuss with you was, indeed, controversial. In my profession, as a religious leader and writer on theological and moral interpretation of human behavior, sexual reassignment surgery will raise a few eyebrows. What I didn’t tell him was that I’ve been frightened to death about the changes I’m making in my life.”

     “You’re a religious leader?” I mumbled.

     “You heard me right. I’m afraid of how my congregation and religious readership will receive what many might consider blasphemy. I don’t want my life to fall apart when I ‘come out.’ My congregants have not seen me as a woman. I dressed this way today in order to entice you into writing my story.”

     I sat there trying to grasp what I’d heard. However, what kept popping back into my mind was that George Boring knew I existed and thought I was a talented writer.

     My God! Nothing appears, as it seems. George Boring’s take on me isn’t what it seems. Taylor Camby’s life, with this new twist, isn’t what it seems. And my financial situation in this crazy economy certainly isn’t what it seems.

     Now, it made sense to me why Boring thought I had a misspelling in my headline. The state of my world gave birth to my new column’s direction and title, “Coming Apart at the Seems.” And the topic for my first piece, “Taylor Camby: Remaking My Life,” had indeed fallen from heaven—a gift from God.

 

 

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Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Have you ever regretted what you didn’t do? It may have crossed your mind, but you didn’t act on it.

 

Then, without warning, it comes back to haunt you. This may be the case in . . .

 

 

You’re Taking Me Outside?

 

“Stay,” she said, laughing.

“What am I, your dog?” I asked.

“Down, boy,” she responded.

 

“Trust me. This isn’t going to work.”

“You do want a treat, don’t you?”

“And what might that be?” I inquired.

 

“Something very special,” she replied.

“A reward? I could be persuaded to accept that.”

“Well, maybe not a reward.”

 

“Then what?” I queried, somewhat frustrated.

“Be patient, you’ll see, my love,” she whispered.

“All right, I’ll try, but not for long.”

 

She got up from the couch and left the room.

I sat in the armchair puzzled by what had occurred.

She seemed to be gone an awful long time.

 

“Are you coming back?” I yelled, exasperated.

She didn’t answer.

Then she appeared, with a leash in her hand.

 

This was strange, since we didn’t have a dog.

“You’re not putting that on me, are you?” I quipped.

“If it will get you to go, then why not?”

 

“Go where?”

“You’ll see. Just relax.”

 “This is getting weird,” I said, as I wiggled around in the chair.

 

All of a sudden, she came toward me, with a gleam in her eye.

Startled, I stopped wiggling and looked at her in awe.

Before I knew what was happening, she attached the leash to my belt.

 

“Oh, my god!” I screamed. “What are you doing? Are you nuts?”

“Come, my sweet,” she sang out, as she yanked me out of my seat.

Not having any good ideas about what to do, I followed her.

 

She headed toward the door.

“Oh, no! You’re taking me outside?”

I tried to get away, but was caught by surprise by her strength.

 

She pulled the door open and yanked me through it.

And then, it all became obvious—something I’d forgotten about.

I put my “tail” between my legs and fell into line behind the others.

 

Our annual block doggie pet parade was underway.

She looked at me with a smirk on her face and said,

“Now aren’t you sorry we didn’t adopt that cute little Yorkie from the animal shelter?”

 

 

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Thursday, November 12, 2020


On January 20, 2020, I published a tribute to Rotarian Tony Bellacera, on his 100th birthday, titled “The Beat Goes On.” A fantastic guy, all hoped he would live forever.

 

However, he became ill this fall. It appeared he did not have the strength to survive. But being blessed, he did. To celebrate his strong desire to continue to navigate life's road,  Rotarian Bill Cook suggested a song be written called “Brooklyn Tuff,” for Tony, born in Brooklyn, and a New Yorker most of his life. And so, on October 22, I took up the challenge and wrote the words to the tune of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game.” Rotarian Clark Osterhout put the lyrics to the music and sings it to honor Tony. You can hear it on YouTube ( https://youtu.be/6gVhFhJ7NQE) or read it below. I give you . . .

 

 

Brooklyn Tuff

 

Stix, our friend Tony, is really glad.
Has the will to live and has it bad.
Takes pride in knowing he is in control of the game.

Has many friends, he knows by name.

 

Nobody can tell him he will not last.

He’s too cocky, and has a long past.

He plays by his rules and makes them clear.

If you disagree, he yells, ”But I’m still here!”

 

Be a part of Tony’s game.

Celebrate his long life of fame.

Tony is the man, 101 to be.

Be a part of his crowd and see.

 

So it’s root, root, root for Tony today.

He is so strong and noble; he ain’t going away.

For he is Brooklyn Tuff, our man of fame.

And there is no end in sight for his game.

 

Now Tony has played the drums so long.

His life has been one long-lasting song.

Talents he uses to create happiness for all.

Providing warmth and kindness, he has a ball.

 

His wonderful smile makes you feel alive.

Knowing him makes you happy and helps you thrive.

His kindness is seen through the gleam in his eyes.

That he’s had a long life is no surprise.

 

Be a part of Tony’s game.

Celebrate his long life of fame.

Tony is the man, 101 to be.

Be a part of his crowd and see.

 

So it’s root, root, root for Tony today.

He is so strong and noble; he ain’t going away.

For he is Brooklyn Tuff, our man of fame.

And there is no end in sight for his game.

 

 

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Monday, November 9, 2020

We dream of a beautiful vacation at a wonderful resort—a time to kick back and relax.

 

Planning such a getaway and traveling to the location of choice can be a monumental task. So much so, that we may decide it is better to take a . . .

 

 

Staycation

 

Okay, let’s go.

It’s vacation time.

Bags to pack.

Drive to the airport.

Arrive two hours

before departure.

Lug the bags

from long-term parking

to check-in.

Go through security.

Find a seat

in the boarding area.

Sit and enjoy

the sounds of boredom

all around us.

Wiggle around

on the hard seats

and watch the crowds,

navigate their way

to their gate destination.

Find out our flight

has been delayed two hours.

Shake my head,

somewhat frustrated.

Pay twice the price

for snacks, half as tasty,

as those at home.

The wait

to get on the plane

just keeps getting better.

My wife, her nose buried

in her paperback novel,

pays no attention to me.

The joy of this adventure

is overwhelming.

The guy seated next to me,

spills his drink

onto my shorts covered legs

and into my shoes.

Just as I think

things can’t get any worse,

an announcement

over the loud speaker

informs me my gate

has been changed.

Rushing to the new location,

at the other end of the airport,

makes me want to scream.

But then I remember,

this is all in my mind.

I never left home.

So I lean back

on the couch,

and enjoy

my staycation.

 

 

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Sunday, November 8, 2020

Growing up is not always easy. The challenges we face—doing well in school, making friends, and pleasing our parents—may seem insurmountable.

 

However, this is what youth is all about. At times, we stumble on the road to adulthood and seek a safe haven, as you will see in . . .

 

 

My Bedtime Story

 

The bed I slept in growing up

was my magical world—

a world of dreams,

the tooth fairy’s visits,

scary radio shows,

and my parents’ love.

My undercover cave

protected me

from the bullies at school

and my teacher’s questions—

the one’s I couldn’t answer.

My pillow,

raised my head

to view the room,

draped in darkness,

and see the shadows

playing games

on the walls.

It provided me

with a soft cushion

in which I could bury my head

and make life’s

uncomfortable twists and turns

disappear.

My bed

comforted me

and I wondered

what it would be like

when I left it, forever.

I trembled

at the thought

and felt my life

would never be the same.

 

 

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Sunday, November 1, 2020

Life is full of misconceptions and misinterpretations that can boggle one’s mind. But we are not alone.

 

We all travel similar paths, as we make our way. And most of us, at one time or another, ask the question, . . .

 

 

"What Did I Miss?"

 

As I sat at my desk staring at my computer screen, I reflected on my youth.

My parents taught me to be honest and always tell the truth.

 

My father believed I should grow into a man that others could count on—

One who had the strength and conviction to get the job done.

 

My mother, on the other hand, focused on how women should be treated.

In my daily endeavors, with respect and congeniality, each should be greeted.

 

“When meeting a young woman,” she said, “introduce yourself as mister, and 

     call the young lady, miss.

Be sure to make eye contact, smile, and say hello and never forget to do this.”

 

I didn’t realize how important her words were until several years later, when 

     went to work.

For it was at my various jobs that women played significant roles from boss 

     to clerk.

 

It was the middle of May, thirty years ago, my first day of my first full-time job.

That morning I met our receptionist, Miss Pronounce, who called me Boob and 

     not Bob.

 

Then she picked up her phone and called the secretary in Human Resources 

     to come out to get me.

Miss Information led me down the hall to the accounting offices, but I had  

     been hired to work in data entry.

 

Realizing her error, she escorted me out of accounting and led me to the  

     computer place.

There, Miss Assumption assumed I had been called to repair the 

     computer interface.

 

Seeing the confusion in my eyes, Miss Chief, the head of the department, joked,

“Repair, who cares? Don’t let it get you down. You’ll be getting a check and it 

     won’t be revoked.” 

 

Well that was job number one, but number two wasn’t much of an improvement. 

     In mid-January, five years later, I entered the workplace wearing a 

     wool sweater.

A colleague, named Miss Taken, kidded about the moths feeding on it, and  

     then smiled and said, “This place is great and only can get better.” 

 

However, it didn’t and I left after just one year to seek my riches in another  

     employment domain.

When I received my first paycheck there, it was one thousand dollars less 

     than expected and when I complained, Miss Computation said, “Don’t be 

    pain.”

 

One of the things I dreaded about my jobs was the work review. When that 

     day arrived in my current job, I trembled in anticipation of the meeting.

Sitting around the conference table Miss Evaluation, my boss, and her  

     superior, Miss Management, cut me to shreds, only to find it was my 

     coworker’s review papers they were reading.

 

While the women at work didn’t quite meet my expectations, marriage was  

     another story.

I was married six times and suffered through all but one, however, you know 

     what they say, “No guts, no glory.”

 

My first wife, Miss Function, did everything wrong—couldn’t cook, clean,  

     balance our checkbook, or drive our two kids to school.

She was followed seven years later by Miss Trust, who didn’t believe anything 

     said and thought I was a liar and a fool.

 

Now, the third, Miss Judge, was a complicated women, who didn’t know right  

     from wrong.

And Miss Guided wandered off the path so often with other men; we had a 

     very hard time getting along.

 

Miss Spell, number five, had trouble finding the write words, especially in  

     walm, sonny whether.

But the jewel of my life is my sixth wife, for Miss Behave is both fun-loving 

     and offbeat and will stimulate my life forever.

 

So, what did I miss? Not much, as I traveled through life

Looking for the best job and the perfect wife.

 

 

The Other Side Of The Story

 

Now in conclusion, had my mother had the opportunity to read this poem  

     before she died,

She would have said, “To see the complete picture, you have to look at the 

     other side.”

 

Remember, she instructed me to use mister when referring to a man.

For example, a friend, Mister Fied, is clueless about what he can’t do and 

     what he can.

 

On the other hand, a co-worker, Mister Erious cloaks himself behind a mask, 

     so you don’t get what you see.

When you come across Mister Cism, in church, you will engage a man  

     who believes he is in an intimate union with God through ecstasy.


And if you have the opportunity to meet Mister Fier, he will puzzle you  

     beyond belief.

Then there is Mister Cal, who will treat you to experiences beyond 

     ordinary understanding, as you float like a falling leaf.

 

So through my mother’s eyes, I learned how to cope with my daily walks  

     down life’s street.

And I know in my heart, whether a man or woman crosses my path, it is  

     with mister or miss, I must greet.

 

 

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